Category Archives: Humor

How To Make Somone Sound Like An AssHole: The Eulogy

There should be a self-help book called “Be a Better Person: Die.” I want my eulogist to let everyone know all the terrible things about me and for good measure make up most of those terrible things. Ex. “David was a buggering asshole who had a fetish for hunchbacked midgets and Otterpops.” Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Humor, Life, Thoughts | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Racist Article by Eleanor Roosevelt

My blog ‘The Art of Hubris’ has just uncovered an incredible article written by the venerable Eleanor Roosevelt. Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Humor, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

The Schwarzenegger Amendmendment

Just imagine during high level security meetings with foreign dignitaries, Arnold leans over and says
“The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.” or “I have inhaled, exhaled everything.” -(Actual Arnold Quotes!) Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Humor, Satire, Thoughts, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Validation For Sale. Pay Up Sucker!

Why should I not try to make a few extra bucks for my personal time? Its kind of like prostitution. Prostitution offers validation to the lonely soul. I can emotionally prostitute myself. Being an emotional hooker I won’t get a VD, murdered by a Jon, have my face slashed by my pimp, and it’s legal!
Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Humor, Life, Satire, Thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment