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The Schwarzenegger Amendmendment

Just imagine during high level security meetings with foreign dignitaries, Arnold leans over and says
“The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.” or “I have inhaled, exhaled everything.” -(Actual Arnold Quotes!) Continue reading

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Validation For Sale. Pay Up Sucker!

Why should I not try to make a few extra bucks for my personal time? Its kind of like prostitution. Prostitution offers validation to the lonely soul. I can emotionally prostitute myself. Being an emotional hooker I won’t get a VD, murdered by a Jon, have my face slashed by my pimp, and it’s legal!
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What David Wants for X-Mas

I have written a mission guide to help you obtain my X-Mas present. 🙂 Continue reading

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Who Is Cooler Israel Or Palestine Pt.1

Right now you are probably thinking “how boring, he’s blogging about Mideast politics.” Or “why is he assuming he knows what I am thinking?” Or “em I chafing or is that a rash? I should shower more.” But you would … Continue reading

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My Checklist

A random task list from one of my random days. Most people have a list of things they need to do in a day. Some to do lists have things like do the laundry or buy some milk. Others have … Continue reading

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Douche Baggery!

Douche Baggery: The act of being a douche bag, or the possession of qualities which are of a douche bag.
“I want to avert my eye’s to simply deprive this douchebagg the attention he is seeking. But I am not strong enough. I must see the totality of this douchebagg spectacle. A chromed bumper guard, chromed taillight covers, and a chromed roof rack. This must truly be the kingly chariot of a great douchebagg.” Continue reading

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And So It Begins V2

Welcome to The Art of Hubris. This is where I will lay bare my feelings and opinions about life or most anything. Undoubtedly many who read The Art of Hubris will be sickened by my freestyle grammar. But I am … Continue reading

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